Mrs. Jones finally took a break and she and Jennifer sat down on the
livingroom couch together. Jennifer noticed that the groundhog was still
sleeping there so she was careful not to sit on him. Her mother didn't sit
on him either, but it was more by luck than design. Actually, she mistook
him for a pillow and even tried to plump him up a bit. This woke the groundhog
up briefly. He opened his eyes and squinted at her. Then he realized who
she was and possibly even why, so he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
Luckily he didn't snore this time.
"I'm not sure we should be doing this," said Jennifer.
"Doing what?" asked her mother.
"Cleaning up the house," said Jennifer.
"But it's a mess!"
"I think maybe it's a little bit that way on purpose."
"On purpose?" said her mother.
"Well, the house says..."
"Jenny, for goodness sakes, houses don't speak!"
'Well, you have to admit it creaks a lot!"
"Old houses do that, it's nothing unusual."
"Well, this one creaks at me personally," explained Jennifer.
"It's creaking at you too
if you'd only just notice. You should try and notice, really you should.
My great-grandfather says... "
"Of course he does," said her mother as she plumped up the
groundhog again. "It's always good to notice things. But really Jenny,
you'll just have to take what your great- grandfather says with a grain
of salt. Look around you, pay attention to what you see, but don't take
someone else's word for it. Decide for yourself what's true."
"Okay," said Jennifer and it sounded like good advice on the
whole, but she wished her mother would stop plumping up the groundhog while
she was giving it.
A few moments later Mrs. Jones and Jennifer went back to work and began
to clean up the livingroom.
"Let's try and get it done as soon as we can," Mrs. Jones
told Jennifer. "I want to really surprise your great-grandfather when
he comes downstairs."
As it turned out it was definitely a surprise for Moffat, but not in
the way that Mrs. Jones thought. He came down from the attic at half past
two and into the livingroom to see what was what. Jennifer and her mother
didn't hear him as he came in the door, but they certainly did a few moments
later. Moffat discovered the squirrel's new horde of nuts the hard way.
When he stepped on the rug it went sliding out sideways off towards the
window. Moffat's feet went flying that way too, but his head went backwards
towards the door. That left his body in the middle going nowhere at all
except straight down. He made a great crash as he hit the floor.
"Great-grandmother Moffat!" he cried in dismay. "What
in the name of my nom de plume is going on around here!"